I Am One Man

Pancake with peaches, cinnemon, sugar and a dash of...

Wed, 17 Feb 2010 00:07:52 +0000

Pancake with peaches, cinnemon, sugar and a dash of lemon.

Fucking tastey!

clientsfromhell: Client: “The site looks great, but I need you to do another one too.” Me: “Umm,...

Wed, 10 Feb 2010 21:57:37 +0000

Client: “The site looks great, but I need you to do another one too.”

Me: “Umm, ok? What for.”

Client: “You know! You made the website on a Mac so you need to make another one on a PC for people who don’t use fancy computers like you.”

dailydesignbits: Lovely! by @paddydonnely A venn diagram of...

Wed, 10 Feb 2010 21:56:28 +0000

dailydesignbits:

Lovely! by @paddydonnely

A venn diagram of IE6’s place in this world. Should strike a chord with many web designers :)

37/365

Sat, 06 Feb 2010 21:11:28 +0000

37/365

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Sat, 06 Feb 2010 12:43:05 +0000

36/365

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Thu, 04 Feb 2010 22:03:05 +0000

35/365

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Wed, 03 Feb 2010 18:04:24 +0000

34/365

clientsfromhell: First point in the brief of a client : The website will be available...

Tue, 02 Feb 2010 23:13:28 +0000

clientsfromhell:

First point in the brief of a client :

The website will be available online.

Yeah, we’ll see.

33/365

Tue, 02 Feb 2010 19:33:30 +0000

33/365

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Mon, 01 Feb 2010 23:14:43 +0000

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Sun, 31 Jan 2010 12:07:02 +0000

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Sat, 30 Jan 2010 08:22:10 +0000

30/365

29/365 (I’m starting late)

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 22:31:02 +0000

29/365

(I’m starting late)

A New Hatred

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 17:36:18 +0000

Dear Data Entry,

Fuck you.

Regards, Paul.

P.S. Who the fuck puts the editors notes in the same colour as the approved text anyway?

I'll miss 2009

Thu, 31 Dec 2009 03:36:36 +0000

This year has been good to me, I’ve learnt my craft (and got bloody good at it too), moved to Mac, got a job, then a better one in that London doing what I learnt this year and made some good money along the way which has let ne lead a good life.

I wonder what 2010 will bring to me.

Photo Website

Sat, 26 Dec 2009 19:48:01 +0000

clientsfromhell:

Client: I’d like to create a place where photographers can post their photos and everyone can go to the site and look at them. It will be like a portfolio.

Developer: Sounds great, but there are already great sites out there for this (Flickr, DeviantArt, etc). How will yours be different?

Client: Ahh, you see there is a flaw with all of those websites.

Developer: What’s that?

Client: On those sites, anyone can download the photos by right clicking. I need you to build me a site that won’t let users download the photos.

Developer: I’ll have to get back to you….

It came! The book that is… You’re loving the picture,...

Thu, 24 Dec 2009 12:26:00 +0000

It came! The book that is…

You’re loving the picture, aren’t you. Especially if you;’re a bitch.
But why would you be reading? Erm…

Eh, that’s not normal, is it?

Sun, 20 Dec 2009 01:56:17 +0000

Eh, that’s not normal, is it?

clientsfromhell: Client: We love your WordPress theme designs. How much would it cost to have you...

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 11:59:36 +0000

clientsfromhell:

Client: We love your WordPress theme designs. How much would it cost to have you do themes for us? We would be giving you pretty regular work, maybe as many as a couple a week.

Me: Well, my usual fee for a commercial site would be $1500 to $2000 but if you’re going to be bringing in consistent regular work maybe we can work out some sort of deal.

Client: Oh, we were thinking something more like $50 per theme.

Me: That’s too low. I wouldn’t be able to do that.

Client: That’s what we were paying our previous designer.

Me: Maybe you should stick with him.

Client: He was a student. He did a terrible job, never finished anything on time and disappeared on us.

My first Graze box. A soon to be regular package through my...

Wed, 02 Dec 2009 23:19:53 +0000

My first Graze box. A soon to be regular package through my letter box.