Thoughts About Londoners #
Anyone who has worked or lived in London, or travels through it, has seen some rather eccentric people. No doubt they are everywhere, but in highly populated areas, you just see more of them. You also see the more typical people. Listsed below are some thoughts I’ve had when seeing these people. Oh, and yes, I do tend to think in publishable sentences. I’m not very nice either.
- “Jesus Christ! Look at your hair?!”
- “No matter how you good you think you look, love, an orange face with white hair just makes you look like a fucked up tart.”
- “I like that you’re cycling to work, but you can’t wear shorts like that. You’ll give the kids a complex.”
- “That combover just isn’t working, fella. It would be so bad it you actually put less effort into it.”
- “Oh, you have an iPhone & Blakckberry? You and everyone else.”
- “I hope you run out of battery, you congestion charge escaping GWiz driving prick.”
- “First rule of using an umbrella in London; LOOK WHERE THE FUCK YOUR GOING!”
I will inevitably add more to this list as time goes on. Comment with your own thoughts!
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